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260: I’m Confused

I know listening in on people’s conversations is impolite - and I know that sometimes I get ‘the wrong end of the stick’.

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259: Small Mercies

“More biscuits” is one of the best phrases in the English language,

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No-one seems to be bothered if you do nothing but lie in the sunshine.

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No doubt this will later involve lots of men and machines disturbing my peace and costing my beans a lot of money.

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Spring is making a poor attempt to break through.

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It shows that human beans are inherently flawed - especially when they group together within a formalised, structure with a common purpose.

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Then after a couple of days - and well-heralded by the forecasters - the temperature rose by several degrees.

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So, though they think they are manipulating me, as usual it is simply me manipulating them.

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Dogs would not - indeed could not - dream up anything so crazy snd so complex as the English language

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But things move on and I’ve kind of lost interest in becoming a business dog

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I just hope they don’t die while the pup is away.

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Surely a new normal is, by definition, abnormal.