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125: It Should Be About Me

My food gets thrown in the bowl. My walks seem shorter.

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124: Sport Everywhere

This involves two of my least favourite things - balls and running

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This is just another form of discrimination against dogs.

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I think he’s made of asbestos; he’s certainly cold-hearted.

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“My bean must be a god”, said my friend.

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They went upstairs so I followed at a discreet distance.

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A man came in a big van, took me inside and did unspeakable things - like washing me. I wasn’t even dirty.

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This is just another form of torture.

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This negativity seems a bit unfair on my human beans who I do feel are genuinely doing their best for me

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“The Banks died when the boat turned over when the river flooded”

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Now, I overhear that they are planning to repeat this disgraceful act.

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Can we just roll back a bit, please? Let’s get things in perspective.