I like my walks to be in the old places where I know all the old smells snd know where crumbs may have dropped.

Perhaps I have a superpower!

And where does Robin Hood fit in? Was he related to Little Red Riding Hood?

Good will to all men? Yes! And women? Yes! Good will to all dogs. Apparently not!

Luckily he’s gone away for the weekend with a gang of friends to a bunk barn in the Dales.

It’s not that I’m nosy but I’m always trying to develop my language skills.

I find it hard to believe that anyone needs that much football in their life.

she seems to like it and, in fact, become quite evangelical about recommending it to others.

Changes are certainly afoot but I’m not sure I’m going to like them.

As ever, its one rule for human beans, and one (different) rule for dogs.

I think I know the cause. I think Leeds is being invaded.

This was all done on the telephone - an electronic, shouting instrument beloved by human beans.